Sunday, July 16, 2006

Humor Spotlight: Wally on Pete Coors' arrest (he was arrested)

Wally covers a lot of topics each week with his humorous look at the news.  This made us laugh but we were surprised by how many people thought Wally had made up Pete Coor's arrest.  It happened.  Use the links.
 

THIS JUST IN! DON'T TAKE YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
DON'T TAKE YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU!
 
COORS BEER MAGNATE PETE COORS ADMITTED TODAY THAT HE WAS BUSTED IN MAY FOR DRUNK DRIVING.
 
THE SURPRISINGLY MODEST PETE NOTED THAT "I'VE ADVOCATED FOR THE RESPONSIBLE USE OF OUR COMPANY'S PRODUCTS" FOR MANY YEARS.
 
AS THE NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD HAS REPORTED, THE COORS BREWING FAMILY HAS LONG ADVOCATED FOR MUCH MORE THAN RESPONSIBLE DRINKING -- THEY'VE ALSO FOUND PLENTY OF TIME TO ENDORSE HOMOPHOBIA BOTH WITH WORDS AND "MILLIONS OF DOLLARS".
 
AS SALON HAS NOTED, PETE'S "FOUNDATIONS HAVE PROVIDED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO GROUPS THAT PROMOTE RADICAL PRIVATIZATION, INCLUDING THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION, THE AMERICAN ENTERPRISE INSTITUTE, AND THE CATO INSTITUTE."
 
PETE WAS VERY MODEST ABOUT THOSE 'ACCOMPLISHMENTS' WHEN RUNNING HIS FAILED CAMPAIGN FOR THE U.S. SENATE SO IT'S NOT ALL THAT SURPRISING THAT 'MODESTY' PREVENTED THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THE 55-YEAR-OLD BEER BOY GOT BUSTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING TWO MONTHS AGO.
 


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