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THIS JUST IN! FREE SPEECH DIED TODAY!
BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
FREE SPEECH DIED TODAY!
THURSDAY, AT A JOINT APPEARANCE BY BULLY BOY AND UP AND COMING BULLY BOY WANNA' BE HU JINTAO, A WOMAN
WANG WENYI WAS CHARGED TODAY FOR THE CRIME OF HECKLING. AMONG THE OFFICIAL MISDEMEANOR CHARGES LODGED AGAINST WENYI ARE "WILLFULLY INTIMIDATING, COERCING THREATENING AND HARRASSING A FOREIGN OFFICIAL."
INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOKALIKE WINNER AND ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALES IS REPORTED TO HAVE DECLARED, "FREE SPEECH ONLY BELONGS TO THE GOVERNMENT! DIDN'T YOU PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO THE SUPREME COURT CASE ON RECRUITERS!"
TERRORISM BY HECKLES IS EXPECTED TO BE ENFORCED AT ALL APPEARANCES BY THE ADMINISTRATION AS WELL AS IN SOME OF THE SEEDIER LOUNGES IN LAS VEGAS.
JACKIE MASON WAS REPORTED TO HAVE SHOUTED, "ABOUT DAMN TIME!"
WITH HECKLING NOW ON THE LIST OF TERRORISM CRIMES, LEGAL EXPERTS EXPECT IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE PARODY, SATIRE AND KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES ARE ALSO BANNED.
AT A PLAYGROUND NEAR FOGGY BOTTOM TODAY, ATF AGENTS COULD BE SEEN OBSERVING THE KIDS AND ISSUING STERN LOOKS TO ANY CHILD WHO DARED TO SAY "KNOCK-KNOCK."
THE CHILLING INTIMIDATION LED TO NO RESPONSES OF "WHO'S THERE?"
AS THE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE GOES, SO GOES AMERICA.
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