Though Barack's hair was back to black with specks of gray by the weekend, he was all gray in Tuscon. And instead of wearing one of her overpriced couch slip cover ensembles, Michelle picked up this little number at K-Mart. Note how the skirt matches nothing, how nothing matches anything. Note how a black dress, a simple black dress, was the required dress for a First Lady but, as Michelle's sitting posture demonstrates, she's no lady. Considering that posture, maybe we should award her credit for rolling her pantyhose up past the knee? We give the look a -5. Kids, don't try it at home.